Scientists Splice Cow and House Cat. Have They Gone Too Far? Hot

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
April 1, 2015
Moosanto AgSplice Division

KittyMoo(TM), a splice between a common housecat and a dairy cow, will be on the market in time for the 2015 Holiday Season.

"We're very excited about KittyMoo. In our initial testing phase we've managed to achieve 100% of our objectives. Our team of interns has performed an exhaustive 14-day testing period which has allowed us to completely rule out any and all unintended consequences."

Main Features

  1. Eats standard suburban lawn at a rate of 48 square feet per Week
  2. Gives milk for your family- up to a quart per day! Will mooPurr when it's time to milk.
  3. Child friendly, makes a great pet.

100% Safe (in the USA)

The USDA, FDA and all other US agencies agree that Moosanto's internal testing meets all of Moosanto's rigorous internal testing requirements. 

And here's the upside for Moosanto stockholders: The KittyMoo is currently banned in 195 other countries. While it's true that there are only 196 countries in the world, this just shows the potential for growth once Moosanto's new GovPerk division gets their travel visas in order.

DISCLAIMER: Contributions have been made to 147 US Congress people and Moosanto has named several high ranking FDA and USDA officials to future high paying positions within the Moosanto organization. Many US government officials have been guests on Moosanto corporate jets and have hunted and fished on Moosanto corporate ranches. Please see Moosanto's Facebook page to book your own hunting and fishing vacation with us. New splices available for hunting this spring include Gatorines, Tigelk and Zebroons.

Unlike Regular Cats, KittyMoos can be Herded!

KittyMoos work great in packs which makes them suitable for many large-scale industrial applications. City Parks, Golf Courses, Cemeteries, and Sport Venues are all perfect applications for the KittyMoo. KittyMoo milk can be sold at concession stands as an added source of revenue. It can even be made into Ice Cream!

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Built in Laser Guidance

KittyMoos are magically attracted to standard Laser Pointers. This allows them to follow intricate mowing patterns using our roof-mounted Trace-a-Lawn kit (sold separately). Create stunning portraits and landscape art like never before!


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Extend-A-Pet Lifespan Choices Available

To protect MooSanto's patent, KittyMoos are genetically modified so that offspring will be either cows or cats but not KittyMoos. Standard KittyMoos come with a 3-year lifespan (they drop dead on the last day). Knowing this in advance makes it easy for parents to explain why their KittyMoo is gone.  No more unpleasant surprises with sick or lost pets.

Longer life spans are available, please ask your local retailer for information.

All KittyMoos Are RoundUp Ready

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Do You Know Your Body’s Most Important Weight Loss Secret?

By J. Davis III

Category: HEALTH
Tags: HEALING | HEALTHY FATS | REMEDIES

trackingRecently, Doctor of Naturopathy, weight-loss expert and best-selling Amazon author Liz Swann Miller, creator of the Red Smoothie Detox Factor, revealed 2 of the secrets to easy, steady weight loss. Secrets the big food corporations do their best to hide from us.

Secret #1: Enjoy real food. Don’t fall for the lie that you have to deprive yourself to lose weight.

Secret #2: stop eating out. You will automatically eat less without even noticing.

Then start detoxing your body with tasty, nourishing smoothies that are just as easy on your wallet as they are easy to make.

Because a single day of enjoying Liz’ smoothies demonstrated the radical power of her superfood-packed red smoothies to make me feel incredibly good.

Now prepare yourself for one of the biggest weight loss secrets there is. A secret that, when you use it properly, can transform your body and your health.

You probably know most of us eat too much processed food. What you may not know is that it’s full of toxic chemicals and substandard, dirt-cheap ingredients designed to make you eat more…and force you to gain weight.

Here’s how it works...

“That stuff is just a lot of calories your body can’t use,” Liz told me, “Some are poison. And all these foods are stripped of the anti-oxidants and anti-inflammatories that help your body detox. The result? Your body expends huge amounts of calories to eliminate some toxins—the rest, it stores in your fat to protect you. This is why most people are hungry all the time. They’re not getting energy they need.”

“So… what’s going on with me? Why am I losing weight but not going hungry?”

Liz paused, then dropped the bombshell.

Your body is designed to burn fat. You just have to let it.

“What? I thought we were designed to store fat?!?” We were Skyping and I was practically shouting. Then I heard Liz say…

What good is a fat reserve if you can’t burn it?

Mind blown...

Liz continued: “You’re drinking smoothies packed with phytonutrients, anti-oxidants and anti-inflammatories that pull toxins out of you like a tractor beam. Allowing your body to burn those toxin-filled fat stores… and releasing tremendous amounts of stored energy.”

So that’s why I’m losing weight without going hungry.

Watch Liz’ free presentation. It’s packed with revolutionary weight loss information—information that works. Because it’s based on how nature works.

Click the button below only if you want to wear smaller clothes, breathe easier, move more freely and just plain feel better.

Because when you click here to watch Liz’ life-changing presentation, you’ll learn

  • Which calories help you lose weight…and which ones help you gain it…
  • The “diet” foods…some of them vegetables…that lead to weight gain and diabetes…
  • The “low-fat” foods that can dramatically increase your risk of cancer.
  • And the superfoods that rescue your body from this assault by detoxing you…

Revitalizing your metabolism so you can

Shed pounds as well as toxins, renew your body and reset your internal clock by up to 7 years.

For next the week only, Liz is offering the Red Smoothie Detox Factor at 50% off.

Because until now, the Red Smoothie Detox Factor has been available only to Liz’ private clients. But now that she’s perfected it to work for almost everyone, almost every time, Liz is sharing it with rest of us so we can feel better and look better.

So if you’re sick and tired of feeling sick and tired, do yourself a favor.

Get Red Smoothie Detox Factor before the price goes back up.

Because Liz offers a ridiculously good guarantee. You have 60 days to decide you love the Red Smoothie Detox Factor. If you don’t love it—for any reason, or even no reason at all —Liz will refund your money. 100%. No questions asked.

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Natural Diabetes Treatment Works Better Than Prescription Drugs *PROOF*

By Richard Neal

Category: HEALTH
Tags: HEALING | REMEDIES | PREVENTION

According the latest statistics, diagnosed and undiagnosed diabetes in the United States is reaching epidemic levels:

Total: 29.1 million people or 9.3% of the population have diabetes.

Diagnosed: 21.0 million people.

Undiagnosed: 8.1 million people (27.8% of people with diabetes are undiagnosed).

Source: CDC Website

Drugs Treat Symptoms, Not Disease

Pharmaceutical companies have been trying to shut these doctors down simply for revealing the truth about diabetes.

Scientific studies have proven that type 2 diabetes can be reversed naturally - but this information has been hidden and suppressed for decades.

Diabetics can normalize blood sugar, and be taken off all medication and insulin injections completely naturally.

Doctors at the International Council for Truth in Medicine are revealing the truth about diabetes in a shocking new online presentation.

In 3 Weeks, 71% Type 2 Diabetics Were Taken off ALL Medication

96% of patients were able to stop all insulin injections and 81% achieved complete relief of painful neuropathy.

Groundbreaking research published by the University of Kentucky, University of California and Newscastle University prove that type 2 diabetes CAN be reversed.

Blood sugar normalizes... neuropathy pain goes away...

Doctors at the International Council for Truth in Medicine have perfected these techniques and helped tens of thousands of their patients end the need for medication and insulin injections 100% naturally.

You don't have to suffer anymore, Learn the truth about your diabetes and stop this disease dead in its tracks right now.

Groundbreaking New Research

Doctors at the International Council for Truth in Medicine are revealing the truth about diabetes that has been suppressed for over 21 years.

Last year they helped over 17,542 type 2 diabetics end the need for prescription drugs, insulin injections and blood sugar monitoring.

This year they're on track to help over 30,000.

In just a few weeks, 96% of their patients are able to stop ALL diabetes medication and insulin injections.

No more neuropathy pain, pricking your finger, or the need for expensive medication.

Learn about this groundbreaking new research here:

 

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#1 muscle that eliminates joint and back pain, anxiety and looking fat

By J. Davis III

Category: HEALTH
Tags: HEALING | PREVENTION

I bet you can’t guess which muscle in your body is the #1 muscle that eliminates joint and back pain, anxiety and looking fat.

This “hidden survival muscle” in your body will boost your energy levels, immune system, sexual function, strength and athletic performance when unlocked.

If this “hidden” most powerful primal muscle is healthy, we are healthy.

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Is it:

a) Abs

b) Chest

c) Glutes

d) Hip Flexors

Take the quiz above and see if you got the correct answer!

P.S. Make sure you check out the next page to get to know the 10 simple moves that will bring vitality back into your life!

==> Click here to discover which “hidden survival muscle” will help you boost your energy levels, immune system, sexual function, strength and athletic performance permanently!

 

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  6. The 3 reasons you should NEVER eat wheat -- Yes, even "whole wheat"
  7. [PROOF] Reverse Diabetes with a “Pancreas Jumpstart”
  8. Why Some People LOOK Fat that Aren't
  9. Diabetes Destroyer System
  10. His wife REFUSED to let them amputate his legs!
  11. Unlock Your Hip Flexors
  12. Doctors Reversed Diabetes in Three Weeks

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